Dakine Power Uphaul... What a piece a shit.

"When your ready to hit the water for some windsurfing, be sure you have the right equipment on hand. Like the Dakine Power Windsurf Uphaul. First of all, if it has the well needed oversized EVA grips for you to have the maximum uphauling power for your large loads. Dakine has made these with the internal bungee system that will hold tight to the mast. When we are in and out of the water and using up our energy, it's great to have something like this to help out. * 52" length"

yeah right .... First of all, oversized EVA grips will separate themselves from the hard plastic and make sure that your hands are cut.